After many years of cat ownership, this is a poem written from personal experience.
I am a tom cat
Un-afraid
As I stalk the path.
I swagger and strut,
Swish my tail
As my buttocks
Swing,
side
to
side.
I call out at night
Howl and holler,
‘I’m here now’
I leap onto walls
Survey all I see
I am King
No Queen for me
Mollies are what I seek
As I take my pleasure
I decimate the mice
I cull the birds
I rattle the bins
LOUDLY
I announce my return
‘Open the door servant’
I shout
Warm air hits the cold
the door slides open
I swagger inside.