Ode to a Pee Funnel is a true story. It’s my and my husband’s caravan and he really did make this adaptation. This poem was first published on 12th August 2021 by
Alan’s caravan was the apple of his eye
It was a 1979 beauty
And only ←----------→ this wide
It had nowt of this modern rubbish
It was retro through and through
But there was one adaptation
He was really proud to use
It was a plastic funnel
Set up at just the right height
And the circumference you know
Was really not to tight
With wiggle room to spare
So when he stood there
And let it all hang out
There was only sound of running ‘water’
And moans of delight
And when the last drops were shaken
And everything tucked back in place
He was often heard to murmur
That’s a cracking thing I’ve made.